Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The arrogant ass and his tome of bullshit and tuesday love letter

I can push a square through a round hole
if you smash it with a blunt instrument
it’ll fit
trust me I’ve tried and succeeded.

I can also lead a horse to water
and make the fucker drink
if you walk him through the desert first
He’ll drink.

I am thinking of learning Esperanto
so I can watch Incubus
without the subtitles
even though I know Shatner does a shitty job

I will never underestimate 
the power of suggestion
I suggest you don't either 
trust me I’ve tried and had no luck

I told this to the arrogant ass
who noted it down
in his tome of bullshit
it's hard to hold a pen with hooves

xxx

We heart it penguin style

We heart it the girl who talked to the ass

Etsy ass find

My love letter arrived today ... thankyou to my Portuguese lover who i have never met.  

I always loved you more


3 comments:

Dooder City said...

Brilliant.

Kitty Boo Boo said...

This has to be one of the best blog entries I have ever read.
Love it
Going down in the book as a standout fave

Pilli Pilli said...

Hello! Thanks for stopping by on my blog and for your lovely comment!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE going to fleamarkets and thriftshops. Before I moved here, in Belgium, I used to work one street away from a DAILY fleamarket!!! Just imagine my lunchbreaks... Unfortunately there's a lot less of that Vintage-vibe going on here in Italy... less marlets and almost no thriftshops... alas.
But Etsy and E-bay help a lot. (at least that way I don't have to go all cold turkey...)

That said, I really like the things you make (Loved the Little booy-bird and "Audrey Ropeburn" made me laugh!... must make purchase soon... )
And you make nice pictures too. I especially liked the ones from "There’s an Italian in my kitchen and I want to eat him"... Gorgeous spoon!


Anyway, best wishes and don't be a stranger!
K.
PilliPilli Handmade

PS. There is a (real) Italian in my kitchen every day and I still want to eat him! :)

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