Being winter the tights and stockings have come out, as have the discussions at work surrounding the ever clever sheeny, running items. A good tight should be tight, you should not be standing in the tea room at work feeling like you've a diaper on and dropped a large cantaloupe into the crotch.

We can't seem to find the perfect tight, do they exist? Some sag in the crotch, some give you nappy rash just under your breasts due to the massive gusset, some have seams in all the wrong places and have you pulling things out of 'cracks' with a hooked pinkie. Who designs these things? Women who have 4ft torsos and need extra room in the crotch area to double as a pouch? I was walking back from the city today behind two bright young things wearing tights, one unfortunately had a very un-tight pair on. It looked like her legs were two purple/flesh coloured earthworms shedding a layer.

One pair of tight, tights I have managed to find that are yay, not nay are from
Tightology. Yay! An Australian company using organic cotton. I love mine, they are a good fit, nice and thick, have a lovely soft feel and no 'pooped your pants' feel. Check out their website
here ...

Flying ducks has nominated me for the 'Versatile Blogger Award', meaning I can blog while riding a bike underwater and writing lyrics for the North Korean football team. This means I need to tell you seven things about myself ... 1. I am not good at set tasks
2. I will actually do this tomorrow on another post
3. I am going to continue with tight rant for a little longer
So ... if you know of any good tight spots we ladies need to know about please do let me know. I have had a look on Etsy but to no avail. See you soon for an update on the 'pigeon pair' winner and seven things about me you don't need to know but I'll bore you with anyway.