So we went to Bunnings again, and I nearly lost my shit. Everything takes so long, the place is a huge, unorganised space, full of people who are like moles (funny, blind, pointless little creatures that mill about bumping into one another). The bottom lip began to quiver in the 'timber and decking section'. There was sympathy from the second party, however I have vowed never to ever the giant green warehouse again. Until I need bolts. I did find one thing in the 'time void' that we spent there, these bamboo chux wipes. So one polar bear saved (due to my charming eco choice of cleaning product) and one blood vessel in my temple popped, all is good in the world.
Waiting for service at Bunnings from here ...
Can you feed these to panda bears once your done cleaning?
The Bunnings service process cycle chart