Like the next guy, I like a good horse calendar. A ridiculously posed equine figure to get me through each month. The puppies, horses, kittens and babies in pot plants are the bargain bin calendar locals. Waste not want not I say. Go get yourself a 'Hot blooded Arabians' calendar for 2011 and jazz up the next six months by adding your own byline. They also make a great cheap present - next house warming rock up with a 'S&M Puppies 2012' number and give everyone a laugh. It's the kind of present that says 'I like you enough to get you a present, but I'm really just here for the goat cheese tarts I keep hearing about and I only spent $4.99.'